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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(via pokememoan)


iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(Source: pokemonhub, via worsting)


0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

(via silent-sadness)


orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

(via worsting)


refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via greed)


free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via iheartzoreoz)


booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via iheartzoreoz)


surprisebitch:

when you love your blog so much and you just want to

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(Source: surprisebitch, via parkingstrange)


boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via iheartzoreoz)


lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

(via suspend)


vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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(via ugly)


hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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(via greed)


kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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(via cartel)